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  1. Nebraska @ Wisconsin Prediction
    September 26, 2011 @ 10:46 am

    Breaking News: At approximately 11:30 p.m. on October 1, University of Wisconsin-Madison campus police spotted Nebraska quarterback Taylor Martinez walking provocatively near Camp Randall Stadium, wearing a sleeveless, cutoff at the waist, Number 10 Nebraska game jersey, a pair of short, tight, cutoff blue jeans and a set of coordinating sparkly-red high heel toeless pumps.

    When officers got out of their patrol car to approach Martinez, he quickly shed the pumps and sped away barefooted. Unlike the Wisconsin Badger defense, earlier that evening, the officers failed in their attempts to chase him down.

    At the present time, the Nebraska quarterbacks whereabouts remain unknown.

    Anyone having information on Taylor Martinez’s present location please contact “Badgers Got This” at 1-800-Crandall, because their spokesman says, “We want more!”

    • Will Cummings
      September 26, 2011 @ 11:57 am

      Oh my…!

    • Badger Beat Down Coming
      September 26, 2011 @ 6:31 pm

      Sitting around fantasying about men dressed up like female tramps sounds like a common occurrence for you. Too bad for you that fantasies rarely come true, so look out Badger Boy the Huskers are coming to town to kick butt not give it.

      • Badgers Got This
        September 27, 2011 @ 9:51 am

        On the serious side, I don’t think Nebraska is ready to win this one. I see Wisconsin winning by at least 14 points…something in the 28-14 range…I would not be surprised if the Badgers put up considerably more points.

        The Huskers are raw in the secondary and the defensive line is average at best. Being rather weak against the run and anemic in providing pressure on a QB is BAD NEWS for a team facing a mobile QB with an accurate arm and two very good running backs and one of the best offensive lines in the country…Nebraska will have to attempt to slow down this offense on the Badgers home turf. This is too much for them to overcome.

  2. Badgers Got This
    October 1, 2011 @ 10:08 pm

    Bam! Nebraska please bring back Taylor Martinez…”We want more!”